A Question of Values...
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The Rev in
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January 30, 2008 |
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Do you walk the walk or just talk the talk? While The Big Ring does not discriminate it is not for everyone. The Big Ring resides on the fringes and attracts those with the willingness to challenge the norm. To ask why. To be equally willing to brave the long solo move or to not skip a pull. Here are a few True/False questions to ask yourself before commiting to The Ring:
Sat on...
Big and Bigger...
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The Rev in
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January 29, 2008 |
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Consider the joy of bringing one soul to to the light of The Big Ring. Now consider how that joy would be mulitplied by bringing tens, nay hundreds of souls to the alter. Go forth and spread the word, link from your blog, post in the forum. The Big Ring saves. Each day our flock is growing, we are now the fastest growing major religion based in the 801.
Don’t forget to...
Crossed Out...
Brother Nys has once again faltered, the gods of ‘cross have shown favor to Brother Boom taking the Rainbow out of Belgium for the first time since 2000. This brings up the question is Brother Nys truely of The Big Ring, is Brother Boom worthy? To answer let us look to The Race Bible, Cross Kings 44:15: “Then call on the name of your god, and I will call on The Big...Have You Accepted The Big Ring?...
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The Rev in
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January 25, 2008 |
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From reading the Bible I found out that Jesus died on the ‘cross for our sins. The Church of The Big Ring interprets that to mean that cyclocross is the most sacred of all the velo sports. The hour of power, where the faithful give all and look deep into the abyss to find the strength and courage to reach new levels of piousness through blood atonement.
This weekend in the...
Testify!...
Brothers and sisters the time has come to bear testimony to the power of The Big Ring. Head over to the Forums and put to parchment (cyber) your version of what living in The Big Ring means to you. For you efforts I will be awarding TCOTBR apparel to the best testimony. There is also a 2nd contest inspired by Brother Flahute. The person who can prophesize the Day of Reckoning...The Riders Prayer...
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The Rev in
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January 21, 2008 |
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Our Father which rides in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy mountains come,
Thy will be rode, in The Big Ring as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily mileage,
And forgive us our drafting, as we forgive those who draft against us.
And lead us not into a field sprint,
but deliver a solo win.
For primes, the flowers and jerseys are yours,
For ever and...
Weekend Edition...
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The Rev in
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January 19, 2008 |
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Brothers and Sisters thank you for a great first week. The message of The Big Ring is reaching more people by the day. Our flock is growing. I would like to thank my brothers at Drunk Cyclist and Ride Trash for doing their part to deliver the gospel. They grasp what it means to live in the Big Ring, they are on the path to righteousness. Living in The Big Ring is a lifestyle, it is not...
Cycling Saviors...
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The Rev in
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January 17, 2008 |
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Here at TCOTBR we choose not to spend much time focusing on the evils of the velo world. The cheating lying whores of Babylon trying to poison and destroy our beautiful, the dope pushers. We want to testify and bare witness to the clean rideres whose achievement are truely divine. Brother Jonathan Vaughters is leading the crusade to rid the peloton of the doping vermin. He is...
