Comments on: 7 Sins http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/ Your online source of 2 wheeled salvation. Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:53:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Ken http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-13619 Ken Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:59:47 +0000 http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-13619 So Big George's mountain stage win during the '05 TdF would be considered sloth? So Big George’s mountain stage win during the ‘05 TdF would be considered sloth?

]]> By: Weak : The Church of the Big Ring http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-864 Weak : The Church of the Big Ring Thu, 15 May 2008 04:07:37 +0000 http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-864 [...] at the Giro Russian rider Pavel Brutt commited one of the 7 Sins. Sloth is perhaps the most vile of the 7 Sins. Only the weakest of character will attempt this [...] […] at the Giro Russian rider Pavel Brutt commited one of the 7 Sins. Sloth is perhaps the most vile of the 7 Sins. Only the weakest of character will attempt this […]

]]> By: toesondanose http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-284 toesondanose Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:30:22 +0000 http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-284 forgive me father for i have sinned............ i may not have committed gluttony, greed, wrath, envy, pride, sloth(well, most times.....), but i have committed LUST in a big way(don't worry, it does not include rach...). since i am in confessions, here i go.......... i was staying at matt's house as he graciously opened his door to me for a stay of a few nites. upstairs, he has is blk system 6 bike that weights all of about 15 nano grams. down stairs where i slept, he has a blk/blue synapse that neglects in a big way that is shy of a seat/seatpost and peddles. every nite as i jumped into the coffin, the synapse talks to me. she says,"danny o, look at me, matt neglects me and keeps me in the basement. i see how you look at me with your stare and stroke my top tube. mmmmm it feels so go the way you do it baby! take my home with you to honolulu and save me from this frigid cold basement." this goes on every nite, father! what was i to do? on my last nite, the synapse said,"danny o, you know you want me. you know you want to ride me like you stole me. you know you wanna caress my bottom braket, don't you?" father, i could not resist the LUST as i boxed her up and spirited her away from the neglect and cold basement! she is so beautiful with all her carbon parts-bar,stem, bottle cages, shifters, and ksyrium es wheels-what a beaut! now i have given her a full life of carbon seatpost,fizike seat, and spd peddles as i ride her. forgive me father as i have sinned in the worst way of lusting for another flesh in this holy week of easter! so, father, what am i to do? do i sent her back to matt(who has probably yet to know she's gone cuz' he neglects her in the worst way), or do i keep her cuz' i have given her a way better life now, and just keep rider her like a porn star would? please, resond in the soonest way as easter sunday is quickly approaching! forgive me father for i have sinned…………
i may not have committed gluttony, greed, wrath, envy, pride, sloth(well, most times…..), but i have committed LUST in a big way(don’t worry, it does not include rach…).

since i am in confessions, here i go……….
i was staying at matt’s house as he graciously opened his door to me for a stay of a few nites. upstairs, he has is blk system 6 bike that weights all of about 15 nano grams. down stairs where i slept, he has a blk/blue synapse that neglects in a big way that is shy of a seat/seatpost and peddles. every nite as i jumped into the coffin, the synapse talks to me.

she says,”danny o, look at me, matt neglects me and keeps me in the basement. i see how you look at me with your stare and stroke my top tube. mmmmm it feels so go the way you do it baby! take my home with you to honolulu and save me from this frigid cold basement.”

this goes on every nite, father! what was i to do?

on my last nite, the synapse said,”danny o, you know you want me. you know you want to ride me like you stole me. you know you wanna caress my bottom braket, don’t you?”

father, i could not resist the LUST as i boxed her up and spirited her away from the neglect and cold basement! she is so beautiful with all her carbon parts-bar,stem, bottle cages, shifters, and ksyrium es wheels-what a beaut! now i have given her a full life of carbon seatpost,fizike seat, and spd peddles as i ride her. forgive me father as i have sinned in the worst way of lusting for another flesh in this holy week of easter!

so, father, what am i to do? do i sent her back to matt(who has probably yet to know she’s gone cuz’ he neglects her in the worst way), or do i keep her cuz’ i have given her a way better life now, and just keep rider her like a porn star would?

please, resond in the soonest way as easter sunday is quickly approaching!

]]> By: bolivar http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-251 bolivar Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:23:44 +0000 http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-251 have you ever considered nominating those worthy of being Saints of the Church of the Big Ring? The obvious is Merckx, but many others to consider for Sainthood have you ever considered nominating those worthy of being Saints of the Church of the Big Ring?
The obvious is Merckx, but many others to consider for Sainthood

]]> By: Flahute http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-240 Flahute Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:00:11 +0000 http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/11/50/#comment-240 I can understand "Sloth" as it applies to a breakaway ... but how about within the peloton? Are Mario Cipollini, Alessandro Petacchi, and Robbie McEwen not OTBR, because they sit in the field and let their trains (or in Robbie's case, another team's train) carrie them to within 300 meters of the line? I can understand “Sloth” as it applies to a breakaway … but how about within the peloton? Are Mario Cipollini, Alessandro Petacchi, and Robbie McEwen not OTBR, because they sit in the field and let their trains (or in Robbie’s case, another team’s train) carrie them to within 300 meters of the line?

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