Dave Zabriskie Part 1
July 15th, 2008 | Written by The Rev | Topic: ScriptureLast year the best part of A Tour de France was the Zabriskie videos on Velonews. Well Velonews doesn’t have him this year but we do! Dave Zabriskie was kind enough to take time from his Olympic preparation to answer a few qustions for the congregation about riding, racing and stage coach robbin’.
COTBR: Have you accepted The Big Ring as your personal savior?
DZ: Uh sure man.
COTBR: Is it true you’ve used your unique time trialling abilities to occasionally rob stagecoaches or is that just a viscous rumor started by some fruitcake who thinks you look like the infamous “Black Bart”?
DZ: It’s just a viscous rumor.
COTBR: Congrats on making the Olympic Team. Do you think Chipotle will roll out a General Tso’s burrito in honor?
DZ: I doubt it but you never know.

COTBR: Does DZ Nuts work for diaper rash as well?
DZ: I haven’t tried it but someone did and said it worked.
COTBR: The safe route database at Yield to Life is a great idea. How are you compiling that? Are you taking submissions from other riders?
DZ: We are trying to talk to bicycle coalitions from each state to help gather the information. We welcome submissions from riders. Please email your questions and comments to yield2life@gmail.com. We would love to hear from you.
COTBR: Any plans to race ‘cross?
DZ: Not at the moment but someday I think I will.
COTBR: I heard a rumor that your Olympic training involves eating weeds and jumping in raging ice cold rivers. Whats up with that?

DZ: Yes I’m sure my neighbors thought my yard was just full of weeds but the other day my massage therapist pointed out that some of them are edible so now I sit out there and eat them while the others are spraying weed killer on perfectly good food. The river thing— was riding and ran into Burke and he said wanted to go up Millcreek canyon and soak in the river, I said sure. The water is snow runoff so it’s ice cold and I screamed like a little girl for the first couple of minutes but after that we sat there for a good 20 minutes and the next day the legs felt great so now I try to hop in there every now and then. It’s an interesting spot for me to go and try to heal because it’s the exact spot where I was hit by a car in 2003.
COTBR: What is on your iPod these days?
DZ: Hannah Montana.
COTBR: Which Grand Tour has the best schwag?
DZ: I’d say the vuelta. You get a pretty cool t-shirt.
COTBR: Do you think leisure suits will make a comback?

DZ: I’m not sure what those are. I’d say yes though.
COTBR: Jimi or Stevie Ray?

DZ: Oh man that’s a hard one. I’d say Jimi for the mood I’m in now.
COTBR: What would you be doing if you were not a pro cyclist?
DZ: I would like to be a professional gamer or something to do with super heros.

Tune in next week for part II









Comment by The Reverend Brother Flahute on the July 16th, 2008 at 5:56 am
Oh man … viscous rumors are even worse than vicious ones, because they’re thick and sticky and hard to wash off. Vicious rumors are just mean.
So what’s more viscous? The rumors or the DZNuts?
Comment by The Rev on the July 16th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
ifin you wont propur spellin read a dickshunary
Comment by The Reverend Brother Flahute on the July 16th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Hey, man … you guys totally spelled “viscous” correctly.
Comment by MM on the July 17th, 2008 at 5:53 am
The ‘viscous’ rumors can go one of two ways. It really depends on the thickness of the rumor to begin with and the operating temperature of that rumor. And if you don’t change your rumor often, it can lead to rumor ’sludging’, and those are hard to make go away.
I am jealous of Z’s Magnum P.I. quality ’stache though…
Comment by f-train on the July 17th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I toadally want one of those Chipotle leisure kits.
Comment by mandy on the August 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
of course people latched onto the ‘viscious’ vs ‘vicious’. awesome. i guess people expect only the best grammar from a brother of the (synthetic. breathable and brightly-colored) cloth.
i wouldn’t venture as far as saying that we cyclists are overly-educated or book-savvy…but we are smarter than some. hell, most of america can’t spell “beijing”. nor do they know that tons of euros still call it “peking”. that’s where duck comes from.