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Spit on The Cobra

Riccardo Ricco made no secret that he worshipped Marco Pantani.  He made jaw dropping attacks on the biggest mountains, made up his own nickname, ran his mouth non-stop, and now has been lead from a Grand Tour by the five-O.  His attention to detail is admirable.  At this point I hope he sees it through with a final cocaine and hooker filled orgy.  I hope his team mates are having a blanket party for him right now.

Because you have doped,
cursed are you among all animals and among the peleton;
upon your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat
all the days of your life.

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  1. A couple months ago you said dopers should be forgiven.


  2. I think I said if they confess they should be forgiven after serving their time.


  3. The next time RR is in his car, going 50, he should strip to down to his underwear and jump out of his car. Then…rub some Mojito in his road rash wounds. The Tap Out boys would be impressed.

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