Cycling Saviors

Here at TCOTBR we choose not to spend much time focusing on the evils of the velo world. The cheating lying whores of Babylon trying to poison and destroy our beautiful, the dope pushers. We want to testify and bare witness to the clean rideres whose achievement are truely divine. Brother Jonathan Vaughters is leading the crusade to rid the peloton of the doping vermin. He is like Samson battling the dope fiend Philistines.

Finding a fresh jawbone of a doper, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men.  Then Vaughters said,

“With a doper’s jawbone
I have made dopes of them.
With a doper’s jawbone
I have killed a thousand men.”

So bad ass.


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