Lance Cross
Categories: Scripture
7 time Tour Champ vs. Real Cross Warriors = Ass Whooped
Actually I gotta give praise Brother Armstrong for showing up at a race he knew he would get beat like a Philistine mule. I hope he keeps at it and does a few more. Now that he knows what it means to suffer on the cross maybe he will abandon his tour aspirations and pursue the most sacred of the velo sports. Â
Let us recite “Prayer of The Cross”
God of ‘cross I call you, my bike
is ready to go.
I seek a ride of glory, and free
of EPO.
I’ll attack the runs with fury, and on
my pedals I’ll wail.
Lord make me ride a recumbant, If I should
ever fail.
Amen
AMEN Brother!! That race was absolutely amazing in real life. The part that was a trip was how fast they were going and how many attacks there were! Lance had a target on his back people kept coming over the top of him in the corners and trying to hook him. A big props to brother Mike McMann for his 6th place in the Industry Cup!!