Tour TT Tips
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Being a giver I have decided that I should give my best armchair quarterback advice to some of the riders in the time trial at A Tour of France.
Zabriskie – Dude, you look good in yellow. Go really fast and if anything gets in your way, turn!
Cavendish – Don’t focus on it too much, that would be disrespectful to your sponsors.
Boonen – Just follow the white line.
Lance and Levi – It will be good prep for the start of Leadville
Evans -Â Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi! Seriously mate just smile, you get paid to ride a bike.
Voight – Maybe taking your brake cables out would be good?
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harsh, yet funny
love the comment for lance and levi. funny!