Tour TT Tips

Being a giver I have decided that I should give my best armchair quarterback advice to some of the riders in the time trial at A Tour of France.

Zabriskie – Dude, you look good in yellow. Go really fast and if anything gets in your way, turn!

Cavendish – Don’t focus on it too much, that would be disrespectful to your sponsors.

Boonen – Just follow the white line.

Lance and Levi – It will be good prep for the start of Leadville

Evans -  Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi! Seriously mate just smile, you get paid to ride a bike.

Voight – Maybe taking your brake cables out would be good?

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2 Responses to “Tour TT Tips”

  1. theresa July 4, 2009 at 7:41 am #

    harsh, yet funny

  2. n8 July 9, 2009 at 8:09 am #

    love the comment for lance and levi. funny!

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