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Weed, Blow and Piles of Cash

Pro cycling is starting to sound like the glory days of Studio 54.  A panel of “experts” concluded that Boonen only had indirect contact with Peruvian Marching Powder while in an alchohol induced blackout.  WTF?  What is indirect contact?  The coke just fly up his nose while he was “Leaving Las Vegas” drunk?  That makes it ok?  Who are these experts, Tom Sizemore and Linsay Lohan?

I guess the above story makes sense when you consider the latest  bit of knowledge dropped by the UCI.  They announced today that they approved a ban of race radios for Stages 10 and 13 at A Tour de France this year?  I am all for banning race radios but why only 2 stages? Don’t be such pussies. Ban them completely or don’t.  Maybe it is time to see what the UCI is smoking?  They are cleary under the influence of something.

Hey retired pro downhillers give me a call and lets talk about a retirement plan that does not end with you doing time at Club Fed.  I guess Missy did not pay attention in Drug Dealing 101 when they went over the part about not moving massive weight through a narc. 10 year minimum sentence, damn.

Coming to a race near you.

Coming to a race near you.



5 Responses to “Weed, Blow and Piles of Cash”

  1. Moto says:

    Rev, as I posted on Twitter in response to your comment about the Pro Downhill Retirement Plan: instead of a 401k it’s a 420k.

  2. Lonnie says:

    I agree. Radios suck.

  3. MM says:

    Nah, keep the radios…just pipe some Slipknot over the airwaves.

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