Tag Archives: chris horner

Road Season Summary

Since if have been MIA since the start of A Tour of France I thought I would blurt out a few sentence fragments about my thoughts on the pro road season since then. Here goes: -Schlecks need to learn to win -Cadel has the heart of a lion -Gilbert is a honey badger -Contador actually [...]

Gravity Storm

What in the hell is going on over in France? I have not seen much of the coverage the past two stages but seriously all these crashes are nuts. This is what happens when you have basically no selective stages in the first week, 50 guys separated by 15 seconds. Now even the no hoper [...]

Bruyneel Phoning It In

by Big Ring Pseudo News Network Team Radioshack manager Johan Bruyneel has confirmed he no longer gives a shit. A man described (by himself) as the greatest DS ever today announced he is sending 4 team leaders to A Tour de France. As expected Levi Leipheimer who amazed the cycling world by participating in every [...]

Giro Big Ring

Big Ring: -Team Columbia taking the TTT. Good to see some trash talking between the US teams. When teams compete, fans win. -Di Luca taking ownership of the Giro. Most notably in stage 4 when he rode the last 100m like a possesed Montauk Monster and said he won with a cold heart. -Horner – [...]

Ask and You Shall Receive

That was some showdown today ya?  For someone who supposedly can’t climb Cancellara did a pretty good job of shelling most of the peloton.  It was painful to watch, I can’t imagine what it would be like to follow that monster.  Then to have Andy Schleck covering all the attacks after Sastre went away, it [...]