The Church of the Big Ring » messenger bag http://thechurchofthebigring.com Your online source of 2 wheeled salvation. Thu, 05 Jan 2012 16:04:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 End of Days http://thechurchofthebigring.com/sermons/end-of-days http://thechurchofthebigring.com/sermons/end-of-days#comments Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:50:05 +0000 The Rev http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/03/06/end-of-days/ The only good news from this story is that no one was hurt.  It saddens my soul to think a bicycle could be used for such a senseless act.  If this keeps up how long before the Dept. of Homeland Security (in an effort to find ways waste money and rob our liberty) rounds all the messengers wearing hoodies and sends them on an extended holiday in Guantimo?

Fixed gears and Planet Hollywood?   Fake messengers, drunk tourists, no good can come from this.  It is only a matter of time before Discovery channel does a show on fixed gears and capri pants.

Now I saw when the Lamb opened one of the messenger bags; and I heard one of the four living creatures saying with a voice like thunder, “Alley Cat!” And I looked, and behold, a white Cinelli. And he who sat on it had his sisters pants; and a spoke card was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.
(Revolution 52/19 : 71.2)

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