The Church of the Big Ring » segway http://thechurchofthebigring.com Your online source of 2 wheeled salvation. Tue, 06 Jul 2010 04:15:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Tour Awards http://thechurchofthebigring.com/sermons/tour-awards http://thechurchofthebigring.com/sermons/tour-awards#comments Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:30:23 +0000 The Rev http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/07/28/tour-awards/ I am pretty stoked that Sastre was able to hold off Cadel in the final TT.  Cadel, man if you are gonna follow wheels the best you can hope for is 2nd.  Ya I know his team sucked the big one but he should have been driving it for all he was worth on Alpe d’Huez.  No way he should have let him get that much time without going all out to at least try and bring some seconds back.  He rode the entire Tour defensively.  As much as Sastre went out and took the yellow jersey, Evans let him do it.

Anyway here are the official Big Ring awards for le Tour:

The Chuck D Don’t Believe The Hype Award:  The run away winner here is Alejandro Valverde. After scaring the hell out of every one at LBL and Dauphine many (me included) thought he would run wild in France.  His Stage 1 V did little to dispute that prediction.  What no one saw coming was his meltdown on the Hautacam which truely put him in the Segway category of can’t miss, idiot proof, predictions that did miss. Adios podium!

Cippo Who?/Petacchi is a Pansy Award: Former ballroom dancer (?) Mark Cavendish sashayed across the finish line to the tune of 4 stage wins.  Ya, he didn’t make the Last Tango in Paris, but he is only 22 and his best years and a Green jersey are coming. 

The Wedding Crashers: I am sure when ASO invited Garmin/Chipotle they were thinking they were a novelty act with a strong anti drug message that would sit quietly in the pack and stay out of the way of the “real” racing.  Vaughters and Co responded like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn cutting in line at the open bar.  Had it not been for an untimely crash Vande Velde might have run off with the new bride and the keys to the honeymoon suite.

The WTF? Award: Bernard Kohl was not a name I heard anyone mention as a podium contender, yet after 3 weeks of wondering when he will come to his senses and crack he never did.  Honorable mention to Stefan Schumacher for proving his 1st TT win was no fluke by going out and winning the 2nd one as well.  Seriously WTF?

The Big Ring Award: The whole CSC team wins this one.  Sastre got to stand on the final podium but the selfless riding of the entire CSC team got him there.  The damage Cancellara did on the Alpe d’Huez stage was jaw dropping.  Schleck 1 and Schleck 2 were nails in the mountains.  Frank Schleck could have just as easy ended up in Yellow that day but Sastre made the move that Cadel didn’t follow.  Bad for Cadel, good for Sastre and CSC.

]]> http://thechurchofthebigring.com/sermons/tour-awards/feed 5 It is About The Bike, Stupid http://thechurchofthebigring.com/sermons/it-is-about-the-bike-stupid http://thechurchofthebigring.com/sermons/it-is-about-the-bike-stupid#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:51:26 +0000 The Rev http://thechurchofthebigring.com/2008/07/02/it-is-about-the-bike-stupid/ Just when I thought the Segway was the pinnacle of the type of extremes fat, lazy Americans would go to to avoid any sort of exercise along comes the Uno. Hey Mr. Engineer type. Did you know there is already a non polluting vehicle with style and it was invented in the 1800’s. It is called a bicycle, that problem is solved. Maybe you could design a non coal fired power plant to produce your “clean” electricity. Besides, compared to that abomination recumbent guy in knee socks is Steve McQueen cool.

Uno

BTW nice glasses Britney. I just figured out where I had seen something similar.

People mover


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